Posted Thursday, April 1st, 2010
April Fools - A Memory
Rob:
Grandpa, I have to tell you what just happened while we were at the gas station - There was this lady there.
Keith:
Which gas station?
Rob:
The Zena gas station.
Keith:
Which Zena gas station? The North one or the South one?
Rob:
I don’t know. We were at the one where the food is and the lady was at the other one. Anyway, I was watching her and-
Keith:
So you were at the North gas station in Zena watching this lady across the street at the South gas station in Zena?
Rob:
Yes. So anyway, she was pumping her gas and I noticed she had a lit cigarette in one hand.
Keith:
Well that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! Why would someone pump gas and smoke at the same time?
Rob:
I don’t know. So anyway, all of a sudden her arm catches on fire.
Keith:
AT ZENA?! And this just happened when you were up there a minute ago?
Rob:
Yeah, grandpa. Hang on! So this policeman came running out and he shot her.
Keith:
ONE OF OUR BOYS?!?! IN ZENA?
Rob:
I guess. Hang on though, listen. So do you know why he shot her?
Keith:
I couldn’t imagine.
Rob:
Because she was waving a “fire arm”. Ha, ha!
Keith:
Oh. … That was a joke?
Rob:
Yeah.
Keith:
Well, goooood night.
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April Fools - A Memory
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