February 2012
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Feb 21st
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 13th
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Quote of the Day - Scheduling Nightmare
Rob: Good golly, Miss Molly. Who knew it would be so cray-cray in Feb.?
Sarah: This month is kicking my @$$, for sho.
Rob: Sho' nuff!
Feb 9th
January 2012
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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December 2011
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Dec 21st
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
Oct 26th
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Oct 21st
September 2011
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Quote of the Day: Alternative Lyrics
(Sang to the tune of “One” from A Chorus Line) “Do, I, really have dementia?” Why?: The lyrics are actually, “Do, I, really have to mention, she’s the one”.  But apparently James C. (Greg) had other concerns when he began to jumble up the lyrics in rehearsal last night.  Anyone else need a nap? Rob
Sep 28th
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“Quote of the Day: This is NOT a democracy! This is a dance-tatorship!”
– Stephanie P. (posted by Rob)
Sep 26th
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“Quote of the Day: I think I liked this song better with roller skates and a...”
– Ryan M. (posted by Rob)
Sep 18th
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 4th
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Quote of the Day: "Just Light the Bag!"
Why: I grabbed one of these at the store for our Echo Lake fishing/grilling today, being extremely confident in my ability to light and maintain a charcoal fueled fire. More realistic instructions would have been as follows: 1. Just light the bag! 2. Then stand there disappointed when it doesn’t stay lit. 3. Then open it with your pocket knife, stuff in some shredded paper towels and...
Aug 1st
July 2011
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Quote of the Day: Cheating on Your Diet
QOTD: “I have this problem where I want to cheat on my diet, but I can’t think of any junk food that I really want. I go to the grocery store and I can’t find anything. It’s like wanting a prostitute and not being able to pick which one.” Why: This one can be filed under “Funny sh*t my mom says.” Sarah
Jul 20th
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Quote of the Day: Near Accident
“The worst day of my life will be the day I shit in the Apple Store. If I had done that, I would’ve bludgeoned myself to death with the Magic Mouse.” Why?: How does Derek think this stuff up so fast? -Rob
Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 21st
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Jun 3rd
May 2011
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May 16th
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May 10th
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April 2011
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Word of the Day: Incredible (using a negative...
Why?: This has really been a Word of the Week for Kailee and I as we drive back and forth from Tech Week rehearsals for The Music Man.  Certain practical uses have been, “That man’s hair was incredible,” “That parking lot was incredible,” and “That drive-thru was incredible.” Rob
Apr 28th
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Apr 24th
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Word of the Day: DREADmill
Why?: Pretty sure I am not the first person to think of this term. I know there are plenty of others out there, like me, who dread the gym, whether your chosen torture device is a treadmill, elliptical machine, yoga mat, or pilates DVD. Sarah
Apr 20th
““If I showed up and my Match.com date had dreadlocks, I would turn around,...”
– Sarah
Apr 15th
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Quote of the Day:
Kailee: I need Matt to be a fireman. They're really good cooks and I know that they can lift me if I fall asleep on the couch. C'mon, yellow pants with red suspenders and a tight black t-shirt? Get the eff out! AND most of them have an Irish accent.
Rob: No, they don't.
Kailee: Maybe not here, but in Ireland.
-Rob
Apr 12th
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Quote of the Day: Which sounds better?
“I just think it would be more contextually appropriate to say ‘Yo, you’ve reached P Diddy’s PA’ rather than ‘You’ve reached the voice-mailbox of (insert name), Personal Assistant to Sean Combs.’” Why?: Don’t you think there is a certain style and je ne sais quois that a Combs employee should uphold? Sarah
Apr 5th
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“Quote of the Day: “They are the embodiment of the yin and yang of...”
– Rob
Apr 1st
March 2011
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Quote of the Day:
Rob: I got a new cross-fired infrared grill.
Sarah: Noah asks if you needed a grill to go with your iPad
Rob: Yes, the grill has a USB that docks into my iPad so I can get a precise temperature reading.
-Rob
Mar 17th
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“Quote of the Day: “No kidding. An appointment for a company seance just popped...”
– Sarah
Mar 11th
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More Words to Live By
Quote of the Day: “Vacations are like pay checks.  You’re always happy when you get them, but they never last.” Why?: This one came from a customer of mine and I am all too happy to share these wise words…not that I have any recollection of what a real vacation is like after almost 4 years since my last one. Rob
Mar 9th
November 2010
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Words To Live By
Quote of the Day: “Think.  Speak.  That order.” Why?: Sometimes we all just need a reminder, particularly when we find ourselves on a bumbling spree.  Perhaps this could even be, “Think long and hard.  Speak.  That order.”  Quippy is not all it’s cracked up to be and I’ve recently come to find that the sole of my shoe tastes like crap!  Time to check...
Nov 23rd
“Tonight I’m dedicating this one to you, body pillow.”
– Why?: It’s been too long since Rob and I had an inside joke quote. -Sarah
Nov 18th
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Nov 15th
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Musings from the long grocery store line
Quote of the Day: “If you’re old enough to read the ‘Hey Kids! 1 cent pony rides!’ sign, aren’t you too old to ride it?” Why: Perhaps I am underestimating the reading abilities of small children, but this rings true for me. Sarah
Nov 10th
October 2010
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Oct 19th
August 2010
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Aug 3rd
July 2010
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Quote of the Day:
“I would not be doing acupuncture at a fair. I can’t find my center when there are girls walking around with jean booty shorts, bikini tops and moccasin boots on in the Summer, and the smell of over-cooked hot dogs is filling the air.” Why?: This gem comes from Derek at Buffalo Bill Days. Rob
Jul 25th
June 2010
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Jun 16th
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Jun 10th
May 2010
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May 17th
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May 14th
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May 5th
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April 2010
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 23rd
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April Fools - A Memory
Rob: Grandpa, I have to tell you what just happened while we were at the gas station - There was this lady there.
Keith: Which gas station?
Rob: The Zena gas station.
Keith: Which Zena gas station? The North one or the South one?
Rob: I don’t know. We were at the one where the food is and the lady was at the other one. Anyway, I was watching her and-
Keith: So you were at the North gas station in Zena watching this lady across the street at the South gas station in Zena?
Rob: Yes. So anyway, she was pumping her gas and I noticed she had a lit cigarette in one hand.
Keith: Well that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! Why would someone pump gas and smoke at the same time?
Rob: I don’t know. So anyway, all of a sudden her arm catches on fire.
Keith: AT ZENA?! And this just happened when you were up there a minute ago?
Rob: Yeah, grandpa. Hang on! So this policeman came running out and he shot her.
Keith: ONE OF OUR BOYS?!?! IN ZENA?
Rob: I guess. Hang on though, listen. So do you know why he shot her?
Keith: I couldn’t imagine.
Rob: Because she was waving a “fire arm”. Ha, ha!
Keith: Oh. … That was a joke?
Rob: Yeah.
Keith: Well, goooood night.
Apr 1st
March 2010
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Mar 1st