Quote of the Day:

Dad: “Wow. This guy had a lot of friends. If it were my funeral procession, it would be over by now.”
Me: “What, two cars?”
Dad: “Yeah, and that’s if your mom showed up.”

Why?: We got blocked at a light by police escorts for a pretty long funeral procession. My dad’s humor has been growing more and more like his father’s every year. I think this means I’m next.

Rob

Quote of the Day:

Carlos: “I just met a real desperate housewife of Denver!”
Rob: “For real? They’re doing a Real Housewives of Denver?”
Carlos: “No.”
Rob: “Oh, you mean she was desperate and that’s real. Got it.”

Why?: People sure were friendly when we went to see Diva Fal get her disco on with Boogie Machine last Friday night. The cougars were out in force, especially when they noticed little Polly Pocket gay, Los. Grab your Mariah Carey lip gloss and your Louis Vuitton clutch purse, girl! Those housewives are takin’ you home!

Rob

Thowback Thursday: (September 28, 2006)

Quote of the Day:

Sarah: “I’m so glad you’re going to hell with me.
Rob: “Hey. We’ll hook it up with the Kool-Aid and the cactus juice when we get there, baby!”
Sarah: “And don’t forget some of our closest friends.”
Rob: “Look out because some of those ‘friends’ we might not necessarily want down there for eternity. That might be the hard part.”
Sarah: “Well, Hitler’s probably there too. You can’t win ‘em all.”

Why?: Throwback Thursday is all about nostalgia and today I am feeling the love for my best friend and brother from adopted mother (figure that one out).  So glad to have someone like Rob in my life, through thick and thin, hell fire and rainbows.  Original source material here.

Sarah

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