Quote of the Day:
“Too…many…jokes. Must. Mock. Tree sex.”
Why?: Mara’s brain went on the fritz with the plethora of wisecracks when someone brought up the tree rape scene in Evil Dead at yesterday’s Memorial Day BBQ.
Rob
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Quote of the Day:
“Good luck getting out of the garage today. Ol’ lightning rod next door pulled out all the stops!”
Why?: The neighborhood garage sale is on and since our next door neighbor’s driveway pretty much overlaps ours, I had to Austin Powers my way around her long table full of crap. (I bet she picked up that long table at the Last Supper of Jesus.) Thanks for the heads up, Derek! Good lookin’ out!
-Rob
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Quote of the Day:
“Beauty is only a light switch away at that point.”
Why?: Liz (aka The Mayor) is bringing the one-liners hardcore tonight.
-Rob
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Quote of the Day: “Strip clubs are like eggnog: once a year is enough and the more booze, the better.”
Why?: Sometimes analogies come from the strangest places.
Sarah
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Quote of the Day:
“Tanner is smuggling whole people in his dashiki.”
Why?: A report from David as Tanner passed by with Carlos totally up in his dashiki. These are the antics that come from white people performing selections from The Lion King in traditional African garb. Okay, Carlos is Latino, but you get the point!
Rob
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Word of the Day: Spastic Singer’s Colon (SSC)
Why?: Apparently this is a legit condition (at least according to The Fal/DKB) that some singers suffer from when their stage anxiety kicks in. I suppose I should be thankful that I only have to deal with SSB, Spastic Singer’s Bladder. I personally perform better when I have to pee a little. I think it keeps me grounded.
Rob
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Word of the Day: Sneaky Gay
Why?: I believe I first became aware of this term when Sue Sylvester mentioned it on Glee. In any case, this typically refers to a homosexual that can easily pass for straight. Well, that’s just downright sneaky.
But there’s another version of this and that’s when I mistake a lesbian for a cute boy. That’s even sneakier and I don’t approve. I’m not tricking you with a long, blonde wig and makeup, so don’t fool me with your boyish good looks!
Rob
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Word of the Day: McFredo
Why?: Veronica was describing how bad a restaurant was and justified by saying that if McDonald’s offered alfredo it would be better. Hence, McFredo.
-Rob
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Word of the Day: SLAP!
Why?: The slap heard around the world. Alex took one for the team while rehearsing “Two By Two” from the Broadway smash, The Book of Mormon. My favorite part might be Jeff’s genuine Southern-expressed concern; I love me some Georgians, right, Sarah?! Kudos to Alex for staying in character!
Rob
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Quote of the Day: “I found her!”
Why?: Here’s a hint. She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen. She’s trading her MG for this beauty.
Sarah
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