Quote(s) of the Day - The Bangerine Edition, Vol. 2:

Lisa: “It wasn’t too bad putting your care schedule together.”
Jason: “Yeah, it’s a no-brainer.”

Dr. Ney (pronounced “Nye”): “Hi, I’m Dr. Ney.”
Jason: “Oh, hey! It’s Dr. Nye, the science guy!”

Jason: “They say I’m not gonna have an appetite on chemo, but we’ll see about that. Chemo’s never met Beulah before.”

Jason: “They say that dogs can detect tumors… That f*&%in’ b*tch, Dottie never said anything!”

Why?: More gems from Mr. Bangs. Leave it to Jason to keep the Bang Bang Gang laughing. Keep ‘em coming, Jay!

Rob

Quote(s) of the Day - The Bangerine Edition

1. “Now that they removed my brain tumor, I’m finally down to my goal weight.”

2. “Oh, dang it! This weekend is the Taco Festival. I couldn’t have planned my tumor any worse!”

3. “Yeah, I’m really doing well. Just goes to show you how much useless brain I had.”

Why?: That’s The Bangerine for you: Kickin’ ass, healing fast, and keeping everyone laughing all the while! He’s definitely one of the nursing team’s favorite patients and for good reason.

Rob

Quote of the Day:

Dad: “Wow. This guy had a lot of friends. If it were my funeral procession, it would be over by now.”
Me: “What, two cars?”
Dad: “Yeah, and that’s if your mom showed up.”

Why?: We got blocked at a light by police escorts for a pretty long funeral procession. My dad’s humor has been growing more and more like his father’s every year. I think this means I’m next.

Rob
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